A little humor to start the day :) how to wash a cat

Submitted by Quest-News-Serv... on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 04:08.
A little humor to start the day :)
how to wash a act
 
1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3. Get the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.(you may have to stand on the lid) Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching for anything he can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power wash and rinse which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and will run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerly, The Dog  

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Guy, I don't

Submitted by jerleen1 on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:28.

Guy, I don't know where you come up with some of your antics but I sure do enjoy them.  Fortunately, my cats like to bath.  But trying to bath my moms cat is like trying to bath a tornado with razor blades in a wash tub - and it always looks like the chain saw masacure just about the time you get the shampoo on, if you get that far.  She doesn't get bathed  very often (nobody has the nerve) although somehow, she stays white (she's snow white)  She's a very loveable cat - just don't go near the water.