I had the bad fortune to need to drive around NEO this afternoon, so I was exposed to some of the dumbest people on Earth, all over town, and their socially repugnant Hummers and other gas guzzlers, and the poor behavior of many NEO drivers in general. The First Hummer was some jerk cruising around town at probably 8 MPG, yacking away on his cell phone... probably busy trying to rule the world...

The next Hummer was parked right down the street, at the Sewer and Water Board - late to pay his water bill again, as he's gotta keep the gas flowing down society's drain. The worst Hummer-offense was in Strongsville - I just can't imagine how much gas this 'burbilly wastes each day tooling around his sprawl... 100 miles per day means maybe 6 gallons more wasted today than necessary...1,000s of gallons wasted per year. I'm sure he doesn't care about wasting $5,000-6,000 extra a year on gas - but I care about the global warming he causes and want this stupidity stopped. All three Hummers seemed to have just one passenger - ultimate enemies of our environment and society... except...

By far the dumbest cretin I encountered wan't so much a gas guzzler as he was just a good old gas-ass, driving this green bimmer, who kept trying to cut off every car behind me on Shaker Boulevard to get ahead in life, I suppose. Finally making it to Shaker Square, in the wrong lane to pass through, he cut me off... having sped through my neighborhood, putting everyone else's lives in danger, a broken taillight, with no turn signal as zig-zagging back and forth for miles to move forward a few cars, going nowhere - so I blasted him with some Tool and took this photo in case anyone has made the mistake to like him. If you know who he is, tell him to go to REALNEO and apologize to the people of Shaker Heights, Cleveland, me and society.